Angela: What are you sleeping?
Leo: I don't understand the question.
Angela: What are you sleeping ..... about?
Matt: I'm only going to eat things off the bone from now on.
Joe: Yeah? Good luck eating a beer off the bone!
(Whilst discussing a recently purchased coconut)
Matt: How does anything get out of its seed cupboard?
Matt P: Tyra Banks, ten years ago, was like, "Why does your Sports Illustrated have red all over it?"
Looking at a '4d' model of a horse showing it's internal organs:
Bates: Why is it called a 4d horse?
Mark B: Is the fourth dimension the inside?
Birdie: London in autumn is my favourite time of year - when the trees are going bald and the floor's getting hairy. With leaves.
Joan: I know all about diving.
Ed: What would you know about diving?
Joan: Well, you've got to be able to swim... and... know the score.
Ed: What would you know about diving?
Joan: Well, you've got to be able to swim... and... know the score.
Joan: There was a chappy on the television and he said that when the computer gets two messages, it dithers. It makes it crash. They’re going to make something in the new block. Colonel I think it was. That might be how evolution works – how life came about, like the whale with its leg. There were all these pieces of paper linked up by metal. They had the computers, and it’s the same as guns. The computers dithered – and this is where we are now – and the guns didn’t fire, you see? The Exocet missiles: they didn’t go.
James: What museum should I go to in London?
Dave: British, I suppose: see the mummoforehead cats.
James: By “mummoforehead” do you mean “mummified”?
Dave: Not sure; Google it.
Dave: British, I suppose: see the mummoforehead cats.
James: By “mummoforehead” do you mean “mummified”?
Dave: Not sure; Google it.
(Whilst looking into a scotch egg)
Hyewan: What is this stuff?
Ed: Meat.
Hyewan: And this on the outside -- is it chocolate?
Hyewan: What is this stuff?
Ed: Meat.
Hyewan: And this on the outside -- is it chocolate?
Matt: His parents are nudists.
Kelly: To what extent? I mean, you can be nude in different places right?
Kate: Sooty is a hand puppet and so physically couldn't do porn. He doesn't even have a mouth that opens.
(Whilst talking about a controversial play)
Ed: I understand it’s somewhat prejudiced.
Emily: Well, yeah, but at least it gets people thinking, even if it is just Propaghandi.
Ed: I understand it’s somewhat prejudiced.
Emily: Well, yeah, but at least it gets people thinking, even if it is just Propaghandi.
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